Jokes Of The Day According Nkem Owoh

Story by Mufutau Omolewa
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Last Updated:Thursday, September 19, 2013

Osoufia, without much ado, is one of the best actors ever emerged in Nollywood. The comic actor recently posted some jokes and they are indeed rib-cracking ones.

He recently dropped few jokes that are hilarious as well as didactic.

Read some of his jokes and laugh your heart out!

U be 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries' ...Ur life is on SOS

I know Money does not buy Happiness but I would rather Cry in a Ferrari.

A cockroach can survive a month without its head. That's nothing, a President survives 8 years without using his in #Nigeria

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Joke! Joke!! Joke!!!
Joke
9/19/2013 4:55:15 PM
Joke!, joke!.kinda spells ma name sha ....... And Our Government!! Kinda Act b4 tinking.........funi though.
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NO JOKE AT ALL
LOLIPOP
9/19/2013 6:41:40 PM
HEHE THIS IS NO JOKE THE ONLY JOKE HERE IS NKEM MAKE UP THAT MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE ...... I RESERVE MY COMMENT NEXT PLS
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Mtchew
TONNED
9/19/2013 9:48:50 PM
So whr is the rib cracking joke???couldnt even smile talkmore of lafin, let alone rib cracking.mtchew..
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LOLI & Tonned
Nneoma
9/20/2013 10:07:04 AM
My dears, NFC's dumbness is getting out of hand. Wonder if dey actually proofread they copy & paste b4 serving their audience. I have read d write up over & over again, and even with my torchlight & eye googles, i cnt still find d joke dat will make me laugh my heart out. Mtchewwww of d highest volume.
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Typo Error
Nneoma
9/20/2013 10:09:56 AM
if they actually proofread THEIR copy & paste....i meant.
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08140092386
Oc
10/24/2013 11:09:36 PM
Lucky
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Scared
LILILL Zamfara
9/19/2013 4:57:00 PM
I was scared when I saw the photo the lady just above. Why the lady is looking so strange.
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It's Nkem "Usofia" Owoh
Expert
9/19/2013 5:10:51 PM
It's not a lady it's Nkem Owoh in make-up.
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To Expert
LILILL Zamfara
9/19/2013 5:31:21 PM
Ok, Now I understand. So it is Nkem; Ok; now I understand
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Lilil Zafara,Not as you think
Duke of Naija
9/19/2013 5:45:26 PM
Lilill Zamfara of NFC forum , na you biko ,after you na dictionary ! . Are you from Zamfara state ? , it's like that Zamfara/Yerima mentality is begining to tamper your brain .
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U RIGHT
LOLIPOP
9/19/2013 6:39:07 PM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEH I AGREE WITH DUKE OF NAIJA
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@Duke Of Naija
LILILL Zamfara
9/19/2013 7:05:44 PM
Duke stop tackling my english ok and leave me alone. I am inocent, Ok, leave me alone
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Duke of Naija
Nneoma
9/20/2013 10:11:47 AM
Pls o, leave my dear LILILL Zamfara alone, she is innocent of ur accusations, period! LILILL dear, carry go nothing do u at all.
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Lol
Chioma NY
9/19/2013 11:58:34 PM
Hahahahaha, odiegwu!
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@LILILL ZAMFARA
MI
9/19/2013 11:19:55 PM
ABEG INNOCENT OF WHICH CRIME NA??
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LMAIO
LOLIPOP
9/20/2013 12:54:05 AM
LAUGHING MY f**kEN LUNGS OUT..... IM OUT
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MI
Nneoma
9/20/2013 10:03:17 AM
Hehehehehe.....Abeg u & Duke of Naija shld leave my dear LILILL Zamfara alone o, she is INNOCENT OF GRAMMATICAL CRIME if u care to know, gbam!
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imagine that
chidi
9/20/2013 3:45:07 AM
could you imagine if this guy was really a woman
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He would be most nagging wife,walking style describes more about how he will b nossy.
If he is a woman
12/31/2013 9:22:11 PM
Wambo kenya
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take a gud look at d pic
ayatu
3/13/2014 12:08:00 PM
levels
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