Aside the fact that we are all seeing your navel and ribcage, we couldn’t but wonder why you wore a leather jacket in the scorching sun. Snow doesn’t fall here, in case you have forgotten, and so there is absolutely no reason for you to do this to yourself. The most annoying is that you were even sagging. This is so unlady-like, or don’t you agree? For flouting Section 45 of the Style and Tropics Edict, you have been
fined N5 million.