Shoddy pancake business This pancake business is very unbecoming of you, young lady, considering that this court has consistently harped on proper application of your powder. We shall not entertain the excuse that you don’t know. You are hereby charged with ‘powder misapplication’, an offence we do not take lightly in this High Court of Fashion. You are fined N500,000 and a month’s tutorials at the House of Tara. Twin felons Hello girls, the jury unanimously agreed that you’ve worn it too short thus making men uncomfortable and the ladies jittery. This action is capable of causing public unrest, and the judges have decided to let you pay a handsome fine. By the power vested in me, I fine both of you N500,000 and N1 million, respectively. The bigger fine shall be paid by the lass in the mono-strapped dress. Twin felons Hello girls, the jury unanimously agreed that you’ve worn it too short thus making men uncomfortable and the ladies jittery. This action is capable of causing public unrest, and the judges have decided to let you pay a handsome fine. By the power vested in me, I fine both of you N500,000 and N1 million, respectively. The bigger fine shall be paid by the lass in the mono-strapped dress. Untoward exposure Madam, I bet oga won’t find this funny, exposing your bossom of glory for all to see. He must be seething with rage. And this kind of anger is bound to cause acrimony, which this court tries to prevent by frowning at and punishing such displays. This court shall in no way be lenient with you for this misconduct; you are hereby fined N5 million only. C-o-u-r-t! Bad packing Sis, this packing is sure bad business, had your cleavage not been so low, we wouldn’t have known. But by virtue of this unlady-like exposure, you have subjected right-thinking men to wrong thoughts, and to some extent, underestimation of your good self. Being your first time in this court, we shall temper justice with mercy. Thus, you shall only be fined N200,000. We don’t want to see you here again.
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