Rock your Curves - Omotola, Mercy Johnson, and Toolz

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Last Updated:Monday, December 19, 2011

Mercy Johnson

I was doing some blog rounds the other day when Atala looked at my screen and did an imitation of a whistle. He was looking at this picture of Omotola Jalade, and asked if her backside was for real. I looked at his popping eyes and laughed assuring him that it was. He reminded me of a post I had made about my backside on the forum where we first met and said that it had raised his attention another notch and made him start thinking, maybe...

Mercy Johnson

Toolz

We also have this running joke on the weak brains of men back from when we were still dating and I teased him about the news of a East African parliamentarian (male) who had wanted to ban mini skirts because bare female legs caused men to lose control of their cars and have accidents. Of course since then has been the botched indecent dressing bill in Nigeria, the mandatory covering of seductive eyes in one of the Arab countries, and the Imam in Europe who doesn't want women touching bananas, carrots, and cucumbers.

Toolz

Omotola

Before I digress too much, this post is an ode to curvy women. If you've got it, flaunt it. That's what Dunni in my WIP does, and I tell you, Babs definitely can't keep his eyes, or his hands, away. If like me, your figure has the makings but is not really a coke bottle or an hourglass, be proud of what you do have. I promise you, everyone will still say you look good, if you carry yourself with enough confidence. Patapata, use Victoria's Secrets and Body Magic to create some wonderful illusions. I do think the ones below are real, if just a bit photoshopped. :)

Anyway, enjoy and do have a great weekend..

Omotola

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yup
anna
12/17/2011 8:11:52 AM
Mercy is gorgeous no doubt also toolz but dey've not given birth so with omotola having 4kids datz a bonus,she's gorgeous.They are all african beauties cos we are real no butt implant.That makes us better.
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Nonsense
Lalaland
12/17/2011 10:26:52 AM
Omotola is the beautiful curvaceous one there while that Mercy ugly fhuck Johnson shouldn't be on the list cos her ugly self has been photoshopped!!! Make she manage born one kid goat as pickin then we go see.... On the other hand Omotola has had 4 kids and still looks gorgeous, the other woman there like mercy ugly fhuck Johnson I don't give a fhuck!!! why ain't queen ini edo picha not there ?!?
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@lalaland...........Mercy <3<3
dude
12/17/2011 10:51:24 AM
mercy is the queeen, if exquisite can be used to describe a human being the i would have used it for her.....if you have anything against it, go and let that guys cow/donkey ,whatever, to s**t in your mouth...LMFAO......F.U.C.K....Y.O.U.
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Sheit dude
Lalaland
12/17/2011 11:15:46 AM
Heart attack and frustration don grab because of my comment!!! Go hang ya self!!
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witless lalaland.........hehe
dude
12/17/2011 11:39:27 AM
heart attack??? at least im not the one who is hating on mercy and cant even get a sleep....what kind of f.uchhead are you..you are disgusting a a shame to humanity...im not the ratbag who has got no life.
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ugly dude
lolo
12/17/2011 2:14:26 PM
we hav heard those names b4 nah pls bring on new one, or gerrrrrout
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S.H.I.T.F.A.C.E lalaland
dude
12/17/2011 11:54:28 AM
scheißgesicht...LMFAO.....you will surely die of frustration B.I.T.C.H.

Dude: lalaland, do you know something

lalaland: what?

Dude: F.U.C.K. you .... and you have no i dea how happy i am sayind that to you......
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ugly dude
lolo
12/17/2011 2:16:22 PM
oh how so depressed u sounded, pls go sniff obj's armpits n die
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Lolo
Lalaa
12/17/2011 10:24:58 PM
Yoyo!!! High 5 lolo....High 5....that sheit dude wanna be famous nah so the sheit MUST mention our names to be noticed!!! But sheit dude is irrelevant to our cause here...
Monkey no get sense sheit dude as my lolo said bring something new cos we've heard all you gberrish ghetto sheit plenty a times!!! EDIOT!!! Aha!!!
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lala lolo
keke
12/17/2011 10:52:36 PM
Shameless two.
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Kenke
Lalaland
12/18/2011 5:23:23 AM
Tell us something new that me n lolo aint heard before! Ediot!!
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Immature Rantings!
dee
1/16/2012 1:42:10 AM
Y'all women; lala and lolo; if y'all could be called that, are a disgrace to your country. please learn the english language properly, and how to spell it too. u hide behind fictitious names and try to bring down these actresses who r making a name for themselves. you r trash! not relevant to this site nor to the actresses you seem to be so fixated on.
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Mercy is a queen
Peace
12/21/2011 10:11:55 AM
Hahahaha 2 u guys i love mercy
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Dude
Anonym
12/20/2011 8:37:17 AM
Danke! Er ist echt zum kotzen!! Er muss von hier verschwinde!!
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they all photoshed
charisma
12/17/2011 10:52:08 AM
lol omotola's was photoshopd 2 with her ass hanging like highjack motorcycle lol, mercy 's lookin like a makarel fish wit a bigger tail. curve or no curve they r all photoshoped, they all kool
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hmm
anna
12/17/2011 11:11:24 AM
charisma datz wat we call posing,omotola's butt is real not fotoshoped at all
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@anna omotolas hanging ass
charisma
12/17/2011 11:19:58 AM
kom'n shatap , did u see mi write butt photoshoped eh ? i was talkin abot d general photoshoped pichas of dem all n de way mot posed lol . but anna i hope wot i just wunt land mi slap okwa ya? hahaha
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charisma
anna
12/17/2011 1:12:14 PM
Charisma i'll chill cos if i start dey'll say anna has landed.Na u sabi
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anna start
charisma
12/18/2011 1:24:47 PM
mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!! n u r talking now abi? hehehehe
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@ charisma
MADAM
12/17/2011 6:43:25 PM
Thanks, "highjack motorcycle" at least i now have a new word to qualify myself as well.
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LALA
charisma
12/17/2011 11:53:53 AM
well LALA ini s picha no dey BCOS INI NO GET CURVE THEY NOT toking abt married actreses hia hehehehe. how u dey jare?
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Charisma
Lalaland
12/17/2011 12:06:54 PM
I dey kampe!!!
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omg
lolo
12/17/2011 2:10:55 PM
omot all d way, with 4children wonderful
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lalaa A.K.A alamajiri
cutie
12/18/2011 3:43:37 AM
na waw oooo i wonder wetin old married woman dey expose herself for...
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@lalaland
Cherry
12/18/2011 3:53:04 AM
Who the hell are u,pig!
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Dus-dus
Leturah
12/21/2011 9:10:38 AM
U wen dey talk which 1 u get. Boo-huhu, if e dey pain u say mercy get shape, abeg go hug transforma.
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yooh
sexy
2/2/2012 5:32:55 AM
lalaland or whateva u caled ur f**kin sef, mercy is cute n also gud, so u beta close ur smellin, ugly n dirti mouth rusbbish thin dats hw u r*****h pples image
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mj
lolo
12/17/2011 2:12:27 PM
mj so the chemical they used for ur face did not work for ur fingers?
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Lolo
Lalaa
12/17/2011 10:27:58 PM
The ugley mercy fhuck Johnson get sufferhead fingers and hands nah! There ain't nothing that can polish them ugly ARSE fingers!!! You can tell she's used those fingers to scrub other people's floors and wash pants when she was trying to be a play actress!!! Aha!! No matter what sufferhead go ALWAYS smell for her body!!!
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s****d goat
beauty
12/18/2011 4:54:12 PM
lala and lolo i know u are odi[mercy johnson husband]ex wife jealousy will kill you.let mery go,u lost odi forever u die of heart attack
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Really
Dupzie
12/17/2011 9:04:52 AM
African women are well made and in deed black is beautiful
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omo
hey
12/17/2011 9:16:41 AM
See curve...add me up on bbm 210d6264
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chei
bobo
12/17/2011 10:20:25 AM
Chei Odi dey enjoy no be small. That mercy fit kill person o
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Mercy Johnon all the way
janet
12/17/2011 10:58:37 AM
Mercy Johnson is the curviest lady in the whole of nollywood nobody can dispute dat. Omotola has yoruba buttocks and her breasts are very small and flat (thank God 4 padded bra) but mercy has a standard backside and large fine b**bs. forget all dis talk of 4 kids, she should thank God dat she gave birth early in life. if to se na now she start born her body 4 don spoil finish. Omotola is not the mother of 4 with d best body not evn in Nigeria. There are many mothers who till hav firm b**bs but i dont know why omotola like to flunt her s**gged cleavage in films. Pls dont get me wrong its not dat i hate Omotola its jus dat her supporters are using dis her 4 kid stuff and marriage to mock others. I consider her a lucky woman to still hav her marriage intact but i dont see her as being a better wife or mother than others, afterall she she started having kids before formalizing her marriage which a decent christian woman should nt do (who knows the messy stories we would hav been hearing about her had she not married till now). and omotola shld reduce her pride because i used to like her until I read ome of her interviews where she was so full of her self by saying she doesnt like bringing visitors to her home, she has swimming pool and cars bla bla bla. And i dont knw why she doesnt attend her colleagues functions, she feels she is already fulfilled and does nt need them. Anyway, the bottom line is dat MJ is shapier dan omotola.
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janet
lolo
12/17/2011 2:21:10 PM
what is the use mj to hav b**bs n hips but ugly face dry sking , squatched fingers infact i bliv any man fcuking this girl will just use pillow n cover her face n tie her hands. but they did not put annita joseph
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Janet
Lalaland
12/17/2011 10:21:31 PM
Mercy ugly fhuck Johnson body is just filled with water!! Chokpochokpo body wey no solid but is covered on stretch marks and FATTY ACIDS!! I say make she manage born one goat kid first then we go know her uselesssss body!! Curves my nyansh!!! Nasty dirty fatty body!!!
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Na wa ohoo
Cassy
12/18/2011 3:01:58 AM
Una be small girls
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cassy
Lalaland
12/19/2011 4:38:19 AM
Hey I be MAN!
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Cassy
Sly
12/20/2011 9:03:11 AM
He he he heeee! I go die o.Ha ha ha haaaa! You too much abeg!!
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Haters
Chikky sweet
12/26/2011 1:21:13 AM
Dis goes out to all haters of mj.. Go get ur own & and if he dey pain u.. Go hang 4 transformer..
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janet
cutie
12/18/2011 3:52:24 AM
janet na God go bless u..
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OMOTOSEXY
Seyigurl
12/17/2011 11:04:02 AM
Omotola u ar 2 much.
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omo 2 sexy
tick
12/17/2011 11:32:51 AM
but all of them are gute!
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mercy
ViCkY tOrIa
12/17/2011 11:35:20 AM
Lalaland or wateva yo name is, u r made
n very s****d. who do u think u r? u r aiways against everything. u r the devil hmself. u n that yo friend lolo. go hang yoselves r*****h.
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Vicky sheit
Lalaland
12/17/2011 12:08:42 PM
Stiff neck pains!!! Aha!
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vicky dont mind de c***y ßitch
dude
12/17/2011 12:22:35 PM
bad-as-bad-can-be-dont-even-look-cross-eyed-at-me.
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Sheit dude
Lalaland
12/17/2011 1:01:24 PM
Aha!!! See Painful pains!!! Fhuck off jare....stewpid fhuck! Aha!!
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vicky
lolo
12/17/2011 2:24:02 PM
we go lov everybody wey you lov? we hav chosen the ones that we want to lov that is omot, ini, n chioma so go hang urself if that is not enough for u
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janet
just mii
12/17/2011 12:23:06 PM
Point of correction Omotola had a registry marriage before she started giving birth, she only did white wedding affter few years,so she waslegally married to her husband before child bearing.She may be young agreed and i think whether flat cleavage or flat breast however you call it,she has the right to flaunt it because that is the result of been a mother of 4.I agree with you that she is not the only mother of four that looks this good and well in shape but there are younger girls as well that at the birth of one child,you will think they are the grand mother of the baby or the mother of their husband.
Basically everything is all about discipline and taking good care of your self.Whether you are shapely or not we all can be the same but be proud of who you are and love your body and most importantly stay healthy.
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just mii
lolo
12/17/2011 2:26:18 PM
u are running out of sense go n recharge it, 3GB very cheap. omg what do u think court wedding is?
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Beautiful indeed!!
Leanie
12/17/2011 2:59:10 PM
All three women are absolutely beautiful...
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NFC!
Dan
12/17/2011 6:38:30 PM
This is just FLESH, how about BRAINS?
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Dan
Lalaland
12/17/2011 10:29:59 PM
Omotola has BRAINS thank you very much!! But mercy fhuck ugly Johnson has NATHING!!!!
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@lalaland
Dan
12/18/2011 11:55:51 AM
I really doubt your emotionally charged assertions here lalaland, cos you haven't stated any facts to back up your claims.
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jame
loom
12/17/2011 11:53:12 PM
jane haz a very serious disease called JEALOUSY, all ur points are baseless,gets ur facts rite janejealous.
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nfc
jon
12/18/2011 12:09:33 AM
NFC, pls we want the list of curveless ladies in dis order: 1. Genevieve nnaji 2. Susan peters 3. Charity Tonto dikeh 4. Rita dominic 5. Nkiru sylvanus 6. Stella damasus aboderin nzeribe 7. Tricia esiegbu kerry, and so on.
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cab
noon
12/18/2011 12:28:09 AM
Chineke, na curves be dis? ladies ma tell, u no fit kill me wit dis curves o, nfc wich one b dis now? mr ekeinde and mr mr odi, u dey enjoy o, ladies u are wondaful, no wonda jane dey envy omotola.
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cab
zoom
12/18/2011 12:37:38 AM
these huge buttocks are all full with toilet and nothing else with stretch marks decorating them so jane no need to be jealous
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My baby
Kadjay
12/18/2011 12:43:56 AM
Mercy johnson is the best in everything out of all
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My baby
Kadjay
12/18/2011 12:44:12 AM
Mercy johnson is the best in everything out of all
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jane
tolu
12/18/2011 1:02:39 AM
jane, am hapi u said omosexy is blessed, so y de sheer eny and jealousy? do u know wat it takes to b in showbiz and sustain ur marriage @ the sametime? dey hav said it all, u are an envy and a jealousy chap, i beg shaarup.
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lala n lolo
mj best fan
12/18/2011 1:45:49 AM
Both of u will die at mj progress, d more u insult her d more she progresses. 2 b***hes wey no knw their sef, i no blame una, ugly s****d cracked lips b***hes. U get shape well well na dem no choose una. If care is nt takin if u use dis ur bad belle against MJ enter 2012 u go die leave all does ur poor b*****d n d albino wey ?u call husband. ??S???????????? use dat ur jobless, useless, hopeless, gud 4 ntin evil cancerous body go look 4 body magic to uplift ur droppin body. Lolo u wey no get class, u no belong to any group, tink of ur life b4 condemning odas.if u wer a gud lukin person, hints or McMillan primary book 4 carry ur face too n to talk of ur maggot disgustin ugly shape wit ur wrinkled anus. MJ success dey confuse lolo n lala wey go make una sit down dey comment r*****h. Hahahahahaha mtewccccccccc
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ugly lolo nd shapeless lala
true talk
12/18/2011 2:17:08 AM
Hahahahahahaha d?† person rlly talk tru
O, wia una dey wen wow pick mj? Mke una go show face or bdy 4 any cheap Magazine mke we c na. u 2 dirty idoits no go go luk 4 d cause of una dwn fall dey dia mke lyf dey pas una. Na nw i knw ??u both r under a serious curse nd dia's no cure 4 ??it. If wow no pick cursed creature lik una @lst hint or nursery txt book dey na bt ?i doubt if dey wil allow ?u goats bcos una sights dey poisonious 2 our 9ja society.
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NO
anna
12/18/2011 3:39:02 AM
Omotola has covered WoW mag even b4 dey tot of mj,go and search for her cover on google.I luv mj too sha
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lie talk
Lalaland
12/18/2011 5:25:28 AM
Abeg write proper english....but if you cannot please bow out! Ediot!!!
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lie talk/mj fan
lolo
12/18/2011 8:28:08 AM
next time u write this kind of English here eh, i will flog u 24 strokes of the cane
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lolo and lala re jobless f**ls
uju
12/18/2011 8:31:20 AM
Please and please get yourselves busy,are u guys dat jobless?seeker for attention always!!! You can never be like. Mercy or oge period. waste product.f**ls
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omot
beatrice
12/18/2011 10:09:59 AM
Why u na no put genevieve since itz everytin u always squeeze her into even if she is not meant to be in to d list.U ppl shuld have put her so we'll knw dat una don mad finidh,dat one wey be like oporoko wey hunger dey kill.Omotola go on jare
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:06:04 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:06:29 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:06:43 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:07:06 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:07:28 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@Chioma TOPLIS aka lalaland
WEW
12/18/2011 5:07:43 PM
If you look like Chioma Toplis will you like beautiful curvy women?
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@toolz
Silva
12/19/2011 2:27:25 AM
Toolz is getting fatter and uglier.
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PLS WHATS OMOTOLA DOING THERE?
OCHENDO
12/19/2011 4:48:51 AM
Pls whats omotola doing there? Definitely she is not supposed to be there as her potruding tommy just spoilt the whole thing. As for Mercy & Toolz, your pics are great.
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oche
anna
12/19/2011 5:43:04 AM
How is her tommy potruding there.Are u blind? I am sure toolz is wearing spanx.
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wow
e moni
12/19/2011 4:52:03 AM
omotola for me rocks jesus after 4 and she still looks dis endowed. Omo Captain dey enjoy ooo. untill Tools and MJ gives birth den we can knw.
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See curves Woooow......!
edith
12/19/2011 5:45:01 AM
Omotola, Mercy and toolz you guys are curve bombs. wooooow I must say you babes are african pride. You can never see any white looking this heavy so maintain the curve and stay in shape.
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Hmmmmm
Kenzy
12/19/2011 9:47:57 AM
Hmmmmmm...curves....bet you ..no other diva gat that curves of omotola...she is so hmmmm....sweet.
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hmmm
Olaniyan Olusola Juwon
12/19/2011 2:21:34 PM
Those african queens and the likes are just wonderful
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be wise
freedom ibhafidon
12/23/2011 3:22:06 AM
All this one wey una they talk none of them no una so make una wise up
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I love all of them but my mj is the best
Lankatas
12/23/2011 11:06:04 AM
Mj has the sexiest b**bs in nekede
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Mercy,the curviest woman in the world
Kingsley
12/24/2011 12:02:32 AM
Mr nonsense or r*****h,any thing yo call yourself.i know yo're a yoruba guy that's why yo let the nonsense yo are out of your mouth.i don't care what anybody says,to me mercy has every thing a man can desire.just picture the front and back.talk more of when she flaunts them in movies.oops,thats it.
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I recommend enemas for Omotola
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12/29/2011 4:55:50 AM
Omotola should be given 5 bulbs of enemas
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real hourglass
ella
1/1/2012 12:48:59 PM
mercy n d oda lady in blue hv more of wht it tkes 2 b an hourglass lady dan omotola.. hourglass has 2 deal wt havin b**bs n hip of almost d same inch wt a tinier wait of 10 or more inches smaller... omotola is curvy bt nt an hourglass. she has a pear shape(being curvy wt smaller b**bs),if she lost her firm b**bs as a result of hvin 4 kids, den she is out of d list of hourglass lady.. n since mercy stil hasn't lost her figure, she wil continue 2 top d list... am proud of our women cos wht dey hv is nt an implant bt a natural endowment..
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1/12/2012 7:08:48 AM
Well I guess I don't have to spend the weekend figrunig this one out!
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n so
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1/12/2012 10:34:04 AM
dear Mercy u are the queen ok
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9/27/2012 2:05:16 AM
mercy toomuch unlike omotura wey buttocks dey with contours like weti. da omotura yi pic na photoshop. get that poeple
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mercy rocks for everyone
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9/27/2012 2:06:53 AM
omotura her slef know say her butt na the worst part for yi body. mercy just get da natural curves
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9/27/2012 2:09:54 AM
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2/19/2013 5:59:32 AM
I think most of this remarks are as a result of jobless, inmature individuals...... a simple comment would have sufficed rather than using abusive language......my opinion.......they're both lovely ladies and they all have their strong points
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7/13/2013 12:03:03 PM
mercy johnson is good,tools is better but omotola is the best. Its not easy to be a fine girl with curves,brains,4 children,a blossoming career and marriage. Make mercy johnson born 4 children 1st make i see how her breasts wan dey as e be now. haterrs. they r all beautiful.
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peter dinipere
9/24/2013 9:37:12 PM
the topic na about shape.... y una dy insult mj na, like me since from day one na omotala i like but now we dy talk about shape, figure 8 who get am pass for the two them....... every body dy see am wella say na MJ carry am.......notin like 4kids for here!
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