There is no doubt that you have got it, because you ended up flaunting a whole lot more than you bargained for. Although your lawyer referred to the “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” rule. But we won’t accept that here, because you should know when to draw the line. Pay a fine of N1.5million.
Girlfriend, this court lamented so much today when you came into the witness box with your tits out of their confines! The girls are hanging out too much and we won’t condone such indecent behaviour. You have been fined N1million.
You almost plunged the court session into confusion because a section believed that you wore your bra in public, while others believed you wore a bustier. But what should we focus on? Is it the heavy metal on your neck or the kegs on display? We hereby adjourn this case till the next hearing for further clarification. Meanwhile, you are granted bail with two sureties and in the sum of N500, 000.
You were caught at a public place flaunting your God-given Aki and Pawpaw without caution. This is too revealing and trashy. You’re hereby sentenced to six months imprisonment at the Kuje female prisons with an option of N900, 000 fine..
Baring it all doesn’t make you look more fabulous. Have you forgotten what Section 456 of the 1990 Style Constitution says? It says “dress the way you want to be addressed’’. You have been fined N1million.